Heard the one about bankers?
They demanded to see Adair Turner, insisting they were entitled to bigger and better bonuses. How, asked the socially-useful regulator, can you justify breathing never mind bonuses?
“Well, we must be doing something right,” retorted the bankers. “Who else in the current climate has brought in £37bn in fresh capital?”
Everyone’s on a bit of tightrope regarding the Chancellor's Budgetary intentions. MacIntyre Hudson’s annual predictions for the pre-budget report make great reading and as usual we’ve been running a book on the form. The PBR's been pushed back again and our date with Darling is now December 9. That's very late. Certainly late enough to ensure Parliament doesn’t have much time to debate the PBR in any detail before the Christmas break on December 17.
The changes to VAT are coming all too soon for most businesses and there important and costly decisions to make on that front over the next few weeks. Ditto pensions, which are now one of the most costly and divisive issues facing EU politicians, employers and trades unions.



Obvious truth
so they get it right and they recieve Bonuses
Get it Wrong and they receive Bailouts......I want there job.....
Bankers bonuses
There must be a 'Mr Men' book in this.....suggestions welcome!
Mr Bank -the Bankrupt!
So tired of the banks, they are not lending, clients are getting a raw deal at a time they need a'listening ear'.......remember that slogan?
Many new SMEs will fail if lending does not kick in, one of our newer businesses has put £100,000 into his new scientific business-the bank have offered an overdraft of £20,000.